A gathering of pregnant men.
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let the ocean swell dissolve way my past
my dad said that this knife he was looking at was too thin and i said ‘all the better to slit throats with’ and he didn’t even react
he said that he’s used to hearing my satanic homicidal remarks
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OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
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Fuck yes!
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here’s to impatient assholes
i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect
let’s have a toast to the douche bags
once again a toast to the douchebags^
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i hate mac and cheese
i just lost a follower
u deserved it
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yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza
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WHY ARE RIM JOBS A THING AND HOW ARE THEY OKAY
